Adler, oh Adler

this morning she woke up at 3:30a. i tried to get her to cuddle in bed with me but she insisted on getting up. she finally relayed that she was hungry and wanted a squeeze and since she did not eat much dinner that made since. so she sucked down two squeezes in a matter of minutes. i tried to get her snuggle and go back to sleep in my arms but that was not happening. so i took her to bed. she finally fitfully got some sleep...i on the other hand was not so lucky. at 5:30a she woke up demanding juice. i gave up the fight and got out of bed and got her the juice and started watching the morning news. she started to play. after a while she brought me a scarf and we were playing and i am overly tired and quite frankly not in the mood and i let go. she plopped down on her but and let out an ear piecing scream. it was not a hard or violent fall so i was not sure what was wrong. then i surveyed the situations and saw debris on the couch by her. come to find out that her diaper was FULL of diarrhea and when she fell on her bottom that made it all "splat." it was a GIANT mess. i finally gave up and just took her in the shower with me as it was all the way up in her hair. the jammies kept most of it contained but there was splatter marks on the floor and as i said debris all up the side of the couch. she loved the shower and was having a great time. there was an vomiting incident in mommy/daddy's bed and another violent diarrhea explosion but i just don't have the strength to outline them right now. let's just say that girl can not have ANYTHING left in her system.