cheater, cheater, BACON eater

I eat bacon a lot of times for breakfast. I cook a whole pound at a time in the oven then just wrap it up in paper towels and pull a piece or two out though out the week. Oh, it is TURKEY bacon. I like it there is none of the wiggle of the fat that regular bacon has but has the salt and protein of regular bacon. I don’t notice a difference, daddy does and he won’t eat the stuff. The girls don’t know it is turkey bacon and will probably be shocked when they do eat regular bacon and realize that mommy has been duping them all these years. Ha. Ha. Ha.